Thursday, April 24, 2008

proof, part 2

After buying the iMac, few funds remained with which to buy eye patches. Luckily, pirates are nothing if not resourceful.

proof that computers do not make America more efficient, part 1

Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that PhotoBooth alone justifies the $1x00 I spent on this shiny iMac? Are ya with me, people?

Saturday, April 5, 2008

...staff, parents and the Class of 2008: (what do I say next?)

Hi to all (meaning both) readers of this blog. I need your help. The Beaverton High School graduating class of 2008 has voted me as their graduation speaker. I have less than 2 months to prepare. I have little idea what I'll say. Do you remember any good things about any of the commencement speeches you've heard? Quotes, style, gimmicks, topics--I'll draw inspiration from whatever I can get my hands on. My goal is to be 1/1200th as good as Conan O'Brien was when he delivered this one at Harvard in 2000:

email me any help you can...